Eklund Snags Horvat’s Stick, Sharks as South Park Crew

Eklund dishes on the time he swiped Bo Horvat’s stick right out from under the Canucks captain, a classic locker room heist that still gets laughs years later. He then turns the Sharks roster into a South Park episode, casting the tanking Teal faithful as their animated doppelgangers amid another bottom-feeding season. Front offices whisper about the rebuild's true test this spring, with young guns like Celebrini and Dickinson forcing GMs to rethink the timeline.